IM DONEING DIS!!

COS I HAVE TO WRITE FRESHER



...
WHEN I WANT YOU BACK,
I'LL HAVE YOU!

I wanna show you my new tat, but I'll show you my baby..

Yeah I lied, but he's the greatest guy in my life!



I said : 'Fam wait! The milk's even too hot for me' AND HE GOT VEX




But yeah, im auditioning for his potential wifey tomorrow!

I FEEL LIKE THE TEACHER I USED TO HATE.

IM AN EDITOR AND IT'S HARSH.

IT'S ALMOST AS GROSS AS REVIEWING.

WHO AM I....REALLY ?!

It's called Grime you know. Of course I know!

BRB...

Did you know that EBAY sell funkified flavoured lube?!

My personal fav!!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Durex-Play-Pina-Colada-Intimate-Lube-50ml-Brand-New_W0QQitemZ160348712503QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090715?IMSfp=TL090715213003r22949

REAL TALKS

Im 'British' and I can’t handle British weather.
So how can African and Asian Elephants handle the LUDERCROUSY of British weather whilst flinging up their 3 billion tonne legs, whilst wearing size 16 tutus and Jordan-esque make up?



*UPSET*

*EATS HAPPY MEAL*...................

*OH BTW*

I dont think i've told you, but I think HILARY CLINTON IS ONE OF THE MOST BOOMTASTIC WOMEN EVER!

Like, she got universally played, and is STILL here! FURTHERMORE, She told her dude to fuck off for a minute, and let her touch politics. And she did-but I think Congo just didn’t know....




(Ps! my mummy says she's a lady lover really!)

CURRENT, PAST, RE-VISITED, FUTURE ADDICTION

BRB...