IM DONEING DIS!!

COS I HAVE TO WRITE FRESHER



...
WHEN I WANT YOU BACK,
I'LL HAVE YOU!

I wanna show you my new tat, but I'll show you my baby..

Yeah I lied, but he's the greatest guy in my life!



I said : 'Fam wait! The milk's even too hot for me' AND HE GOT VEX




But yeah, im auditioning for his potential wifey tomorrow!

I FEEL LIKE THE TEACHER I USED TO HATE.

IM AN EDITOR AND IT'S HARSH.

IT'S ALMOST AS GROSS AS REVIEWING.

WHO AM I....REALLY ?!

It's called Grime you know. Of course I know!

BRB...

Did you know that EBAY sell funkified flavoured lube?!

My personal fav!!


http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Durex-Play-Pina-Colada-Intimate-Lube-50ml-Brand-New_W0QQitemZ160348712503QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20090715?IMSfp=TL090715213003r22949

REAL TALKS

Im 'British' and I can’t handle British weather.
So how can African and Asian Elephants handle the LUDERCROUSY of British weather whilst flinging up their 3 billion tonne legs, whilst wearing size 16 tutus and Jordan-esque make up?



*UPSET*

*EATS HAPPY MEAL*...................

*OH BTW*

I dont think i've told you, but I think HILARY CLINTON IS ONE OF THE MOST BOOMTASTIC WOMEN EVER!

Like, she got universally played, and is STILL here! FURTHERMORE, She told her dude to fuck off for a minute, and let her touch politics. And she did-but I think Congo just didn’t know....




(Ps! my mummy says she's a lady lover really!)

CURRENT, PAST, RE-VISITED, FUTURE ADDICTION

BRB...

I will not speak your Spanish. I got a B in GCSE German

So can SOMEONE CLOSE ENOUGH tell the 'rapper' Pitbull that I don't like him, and his forceful use of Spanish upon my ears.

Thank you.

I MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE, WHO DOESNT WANT TO BE HER ONLY ONE

I'm ok thanks

*NICE COMBINATION*

I DUNNO WHEN WE MEET.
DUNNO HOW.

I KNOW SHE'S AN ULTIMATE FRIEND.
AND A *STRICTLY COKE* DEALER IN CAMDEN ONCE YELLED "NICE COMBINATION" AT US.

BRB, JUST GONNA BE A HOMO FOR A MINUTE...

IN THE MEANTIME, WATCH THIS!....AHH THE DAYS!

R.I.P CHARMZ...WHAT WILL DMU DO WITHOUT YOU ?

VIOLENCE I HATE. POETRY I LOVE.
So I mixed the two, got on google, and...

If you are a good man,
Then reject violence.
If you are a better man,
Then detest violence.
If you are the best man,
Then transform violence
Into the heart of oneness-love.

- Sri Chinmoy
www.poetseers.org/themes/poems_on_violence

I love it when an opening line flashes....

IT GETS ME.
THE PIECE HAS ALMOST READ ME, SO I READ IT.

If I haven't already said........

I'M FOREVER IN AWE OF THIS POEM

My world is a PARADOX...my girls used to like c**ks...

Sorry,I just can't say that word!

But yeah.

My life has become a Ladies only** Friday night in Vauxhall.

Boys, come get your girls.










Oh, They said FIX UP first.

My baby is a inside out homo and im straight trippin

Guy burnet is a BOOMTING.

I LOVE HIM.

Buuuhhhh...

Man like me was flicking through TERRESTRIAL tellie, and I saw my boomting boy dressed as a broad!

Someone explain...


(Skip to bout a minute in)

Windows Internet Explorer (Not Responding)

I think it was for the best. The internet gods don't want to be the pathway for reminded confusion.

My sister thinks i'm gothic

DIRTY...SEXY...I JUST DON'T HAVE THE MONEY

I BEG!