REAL TALKS

Im 'British' and I can’t handle British weather.
So how can African and Asian Elephants handle the LUDERCROUSY of British weather whilst flinging up their 3 billion tonne legs, whilst wearing size 16 tutus and Jordan-esque make up?



*UPSET*

*EATS HAPPY MEAL*...................

*OH BTW*

I dont think i've told you, but I think HILARY CLINTON IS ONE OF THE MOST BOOMTASTIC WOMEN EVER!

Like, she got universally played, and is STILL here! FURTHERMORE, She told her dude to fuck off for a minute, and let her touch politics. And she did-but I think Congo just didn’t know....




(Ps! my mummy says she's a lady lover really!)

CURRENT, PAST, RE-VISITED, FUTURE ADDICTION

BRB...

I will not speak your Spanish. I got a B in GCSE German

So can SOMEONE CLOSE ENOUGH tell the 'rapper' Pitbull that I don't like him, and his forceful use of Spanish upon my ears.

Thank you.

I MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE, WHO DOESNT WANT TO BE HER ONLY ONE

I'm ok thanks

*NICE COMBINATION*

I DUNNO WHEN WE MEET.
DUNNO HOW.

I KNOW SHE'S AN ULTIMATE FRIEND.
AND A *STRICTLY COKE* DEALER IN CAMDEN ONCE YELLED "NICE COMBINATION" AT US.

BRB, JUST GONNA BE A HOMO FOR A MINUTE...

IN THE MEANTIME, WATCH THIS!....AHH THE DAYS!

R.I.P CHARMZ...WHAT WILL DMU DO WITHOUT YOU ?

VIOLENCE I HATE. POETRY I LOVE.
So I mixed the two, got on google, and...

If you are a good man,
Then reject violence.
If you are a better man,
Then detest violence.
If you are the best man,
Then transform violence
Into the heart of oneness-love.

- Sri Chinmoy
www.poetseers.org/themes/poems_on_violence