Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Lessons in being a RASSCLART G. by Sandra Dee

Meet my mate Sandra 'Sarnge- Im a RASSCLART G 'Awuah.

I love her because we're from totally different ends of the spectrum, but we work.

I was raised in a four bedroom house; sheltered from danger and Black people, and Sandra was raised, in her own words, in a two bedroom flat on a shitty council estate, surrounded by drugs and violence. Friends.

I've always known of Sandra's RASSCLART G status, but It wasn't until she managed to, after not turning up to work for three weeks without giving notice, somehow managed to get a manager who solely does NOT RATE HER to extend her contract untill she gets back in September, whilst I sit here, trying to make this cracker and jam last longer. Her RASSCLART G status at 6.38 pm: CONFIRMED.


I love her because she NEVER turns up to work, and STILL manages to get a lil £20 thrown in her paypacket.


RASSCLART G.







And with her , It's all about 'BINGS... BANGS!!... CRASH! PING!! PARRRRRRRR!!!...IMMA...' .


RASSCLART G!





So for the next two weeks, this woman






Is gonna teach me: Nadia BROBBEY

to be...

A RASSCLART G!

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