September 22nd 2008: After 4 hours of confinement,some sloppy Burger King and an unresponsive car journey with my father,I reached my halls. Forget making friends, my Freeview was what I was looking to set up.
It was NOT happening.
So I went downstairs and said 'Wa gwan to the signal?'(If you know me,that's exactly how I speak) and the lady went:
"Oh,well, you probably won't receive signal-the midlands isn't very good at receiving signal"
*SHOCK FACE. JAW DROP. MENTALLY SLAPPED. DISGUST*
Firstly,I didn't understand what the hell she was talking about when she said 'Midlands', and secondly: I was brought up on Sky, Freeview and before these creations: CABLE!! (The one where Cartoon Network would change to TNT movies and Trouble would become some Porno fest after 10) AND I STILL DID WELL IN SCHOOL.
And now,8 months on (Without a TV- All or nothing kinda girl), I've prevailed...I'M GOING HOME...to the BETTER LIFE...this life...

ELATION.
*Also, all this talk with signal got me thinking: Phone companies such T(hief) Mobile, Orange and Vodafone (If that's still around) actually charge you to use AIRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!*
Corruption.
Yah tell me about it; our freeview signal is outrageous.
ReplyDeleteAnd I have nowhere else to flee to. :p
Haha! Well you can live in my conservatory, and i'll even ask my mum to extend the Sky into that room- Just for you! ;-P
ReplyDeleteOh you're too kind!
ReplyDeleteThat is kind of bull shit, just depends on where you are.
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